Got it in a mail. Makes a pretty nice reading 😉

Before Marriage – – –

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don“t even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I“m not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After marriage – – – simply read from bottom to top 😉