where 1=2 ;)

A small post to let everybody know that I am alive ;) . Few weeks back, in office we were looking at one procedure which was supposed to do a lot but if executed it finished in a sec (or less ;) ). I started looking into it and just opened the procedure and started scrolling to find that the last line of the very first cursor read: where 1=2; Wonderful ! ...

December 6, 2008 at 12:58 PM · 2 min · 232 words · Amardeep Sidhu

How i may assist you ? ;)

I and my roommate were checking the DDA housing scheme results on DDA website and it didn’t work. We put the application number but it didn’t accept. God knows what the heck was the problem. Anyways there was something else more interesting. They have given a number on their website and we called that number and asked “We want to know about the DDA scheme results”. The voice from the other side said “Sir, this is Mcdonalds’ no, how i may assist you ?” :D ...

December 5, 2008 at 9:16 PM · 1 min · 105 words · Amardeep Sidhu

Before and after marriage ;)

Got it in a mail. Makes a pretty nice reading ;) Before Marriage - - - Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: NO! Don“t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course! Over and over! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: NO! Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! ...

November 16, 2008 at 8:18 PM · 1 min · 111 words · Amardeep Sidhu

High Availability – Live ;)

I just opened OTN forums and found: High availability live ;)

June 28, 2008 at 8:15 AM · 1 min · 11 words · Amardeep Sidhu

Maintenance…is everywhere ;)

I just opened the Oracle Community page and : Comments Comment by Eddie Awad on 2008-04-22 23:44:33 +0530 Hi Amardeep, As you may have noticed already, OracleCommunity.net is back online now 🙂 Cheers! Comment by Sidhu on 2008-04-23 06:55:02 +0530 Eddie You know what…i was expecting your comment… Cheers !

April 22, 2008 at 10:34 PM · 1 min · 50 words · Amardeep Sidhu

Our day out...

Well, it does somewhat look like Baby’s day out ;) Me, my friend Rajesh and his wife planned to go to see Lodhi Garden (in Delhi) and then have dinner at Lodhi Garden restaurant. We had only one bike so decided to take an auto and left for Lodhi Garden. Very first moment the adventure started. He took us from some stupid route and we didn’t get a bit of an idea where we were going ? Finally he reached near about but had to ask again. So after asking 2-3 people we were at the gate of Lodhi Garden restaurant. ...

April 19, 2008 at 11:29 PM · 4 min · 776 words · Amardeep Sidhu

Sabka thanda ek...

Comments Comment by Aman Sharma on 2007-10-14 18:16:00 +0530 HaHa Cool! Cheers, Aman…. Comment by RollerCoaster on 2007-10-15 12:27:00 +0530 gr8 but mon change the caption or something. cant see the thanda clearly :). btw ur blog is not updating on technorati so i didnt know u had new posts…..

October 13, 2007 at 7:08 PM · 1 min · 50 words · Amardeep Sidhu

This auto...

This auto is financed by: 13102007897.jpg Comments Comment by Amritpal Singh on 2007-11-04 09:51:00 +0530 this is auto-advertisement on the roads of Delhi, very well captured by our Sidhu saab, with his Nokia N series mobile 😉 khichi jao kam sidhu saab Comment by Sidhu on 2007-11-04 22:40:00 +0530 haha 🙂 Sidhu

October 13, 2007 at 6:59 PM · 1 min · 52 words · Amardeep Sidhu

Men first...

Well, heard enough about various women cells. There are Men cells too ;) Just see one below Sidhu Comments Comment by RollerCoaster on 2007-07-01 12:03:00 +0530 HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA LOL cant stop laughing….. Comment by Neeraj Bhatia on 2007-07-19 21:45:00 +0530 Where do you get this picture? Have you taken it or you have copied it from some pic-source?

June 23, 2007 at 10:09 PM · 1 min · 57 words · Amardeep Sidhu