Quote modified for S/W industry

Got this in a forward mail. Good one. Forgiving or punishing the terrorists is left to God. But, fixing their appointment with God is our responsibility - Indian Army Updated statement for this in S/W INDUSTRY… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Forgiving or punishing the Developer is left to Manager. But, fixing their appointment with Manager is our responsibility - Tester We all knew that… but this one is for the finishing touch!!! Damn good. ...

February 22, 2009 at 12:35 PM · 1 min · 133 words · Amardeep Sidhu

where 1=2 ;)

A small post to let everybody know that I am alive ;) . Few weeks back, in office we were looking at one procedure which was supposed to do a lot but if executed it finished in a sec (or less ;) ). I started looking into it and just opened the procedure and started scrolling to find that the last line of the very first cursor read: where 1=2; Wonderful ! ...

December 6, 2008 at 12:58 PM · 2 min · 232 words · Amardeep Sidhu

High Availability – Live ;)

I just opened OTN forums and found: High availability live ;)

June 28, 2008 at 8:15 AM · 1 min · 11 words · Amardeep Sidhu

Maintenance…is everywhere ;)

I just opened the Oracle Community page and : Comments Comment by Eddie Awad on 2008-04-22 23:44:33 +0530 Hi Amardeep, As you may have noticed already, OracleCommunity.net is back online now 🙂 Cheers! Comment by Sidhu on 2008-04-23 06:55:02 +0530 Eddie You know what…i was expecting your comment… Cheers !

April 22, 2008 at 10:34 PM · 1 min · 50 words · Amardeep Sidhu