Got it in a mail. Makes a pretty nice reading 
Before Marriage – - -
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don“t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I“m not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After marriage – - – simply read from bottom to top
