Amardeep Sidhu's Oracle blog

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Quote modified for S/W industry

with 2 comments

Got this in a forward mail. Good one.

Forgiving or punishing

the terrorists

is left to God.

But,

fixing their appointment

with God

is our responsibility

- Indian Army

Updated statement for this in S/W INDUSTRY…

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Forgiving or punishing

the Developer

is left to Manager.

But,

fixing their appointment

with Manager

is our responsibility

-   Tester

We all knew that…

but this one is  for the finishing touch!!!

Damn good.

Forgiving or punishing

the Manager

is left to Client.

But,

fixing their appointment

with Client

is our responsibility

-       Developer

;)

Written by Sidhu

February 22nd, 2009 at 12:35 pm

Posted in Fun

Tagged with , ,

where 1=2 ;)

with 4 comments

A small post to let everybody know that I am alive ;) .

Few weeks back, in office we were looking at one procedure which was supposed to do a lot but if executed it finished in a sec (or less ;) ). I started looking into it and just opened the procedure and started scrolling to find that the last line of the very first cursor read:

where 1=2;

Wonderful !

Written by Sidhu

December 6th, 2008 at 12:58 pm

Posted in Fun

Tagged with

High Availability – Live ;)

without comments

I just opened OTN forums and found:

High availability live ;)

Written by Sidhu

June 28th, 2008 at 8:15 am

Posted in Fun

Tagged with

Maintenance…is everywhere ;)

with 2 comments

I just opened the Oracle Community page and :

Written by Sidhu

April 22nd, 2008 at 10:34 pm

Posted in Fun

Tagged with ,