An Oracle blog – Amardeep Sidhu

February 22, 2009

Quote modified for S/W industry

Filed under: Fun — Sidhu @ 12:35 pm
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Got this in a forward mail. Good one.

Forgiving or punishing

the terrorists

is left to God.

But,

fixing their appointment

with God

is our responsibility

– Indian Army

Updated statement for this in S/W INDUSTRY…

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Forgiving or punishing

the Developer

is left to Manager.

But,

fixing their appointment

with Manager

is our responsibility

–   Tester

We all knew that…

but this one is  for the finishing touch!!!

Damn good.

Forgiving or punishing

the Manager

is left to Client.

But,

fixing their appointment

with Client

is our responsibility

–       Developer

😉

December 6, 2008

where 1=2 ;)

Filed under: Fun — Sidhu @ 12:58 pm
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A small post to let everybody know that I am alive 😉 .

Few weeks back, in office we were looking at one procedure which was supposed to do a lot but if executed it finished in a sec (or less 😉 ). I started looking into it and just opened the procedure and started scrolling to find that the last line of the very first cursor read:

where 1=2;

Wonderful !

June 28, 2008

High Availability – Live ;)

Filed under: Fun — Sidhu @ 8:15 am
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I just opened OTN forums and found:

High availability live 😉

April 22, 2008

Maintenance…is everywhere ;)

Filed under: Fun — Sidhu @ 10:34 pm
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I just opened the Oracle Community page and :

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