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Quote modified for S/W industry
Got this in a forward mail. Good one.
Forgiving or punishing
the terrorists
is left to God.
But,
fixing their appointment
with God
is our responsibility
- Indian Army
Updated statement for this in S/W INDUSTRY…
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Forgiving or punishing
the Developer
is left to Manager.
But,
fixing their appointment
with Manager
is our responsibility
- Tester
We all knew that…
but this one is for the finishing touch!!!
Damn good.
Forgiving or punishing
the Manager
is left to Client.
But,
fixing their appointment
with Client
is our responsibility
- Developer
where 1=2 ;)
A small post to let everybody know that I am alive .
Few weeks back, in office we were looking at one procedure which was supposed to do a lot but if executed it finished in a sec (or less ). I started looking into it and just opened the procedure and started scrolling to find that the last line of the very first cursor read:
where 1=2;
Wonderful !
