where 1=2 ;)

A small post to let everybody know that I am alive 😉 .

Few weeks back, in office we were looking at one procedure which was supposed to do a lot but if executed it finished in a sec (or less 😉 ). I started looking into it and just opened the procedure and started scrolling to find that the last line of the very first cursor read:

where 1=2;

Wonderful !

4 thoughts on “where 1=2 ;)

  1. Vaibhav Garg

    You asked for it !!

    1=2: A Proof using Beginning Algebra

    * Step 1: Let a=b.
    * Step 2: Then a² = ab,
    * Step 3: a² + a² = a² + ab,
    * Step 4: 2a² = a² + ab,
    * Step 5: 2a² – 2ab = a² + ab – 2ab,
    * Step 6: and 2a² – 2ab = a² – ab.
    * Step 7: This can be written as 2(a² – ab) = 1(a² – ab),
    * Step 8: and cancelling the (a² – ab) from both sides gives 1=2.

    🙂

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  2. Monika Sharma

    Ek Mathematician ke hote huye aisa response kaise diya ja sakta hai 🙂
    2(a^2-ab)=1(a^2-ab) =>2=1 iff a^2-ab 0
    ha ha 🙂
    waise ye kis procedure ki bat kar raha hai Sidhu,mujhe bhi pata lage !

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